I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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