never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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