Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
