my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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