people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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