you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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