Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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