I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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