I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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