How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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