That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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