I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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