I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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