Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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