I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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