just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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