The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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