I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my being single is dangerous.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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