Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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