I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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