So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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