ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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