I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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