He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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