she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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