I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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