i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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