Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
My sheets look like a crime scene.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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