You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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