so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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