The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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