yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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