new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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