I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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