When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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