fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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