like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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