You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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