Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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