No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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