this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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