Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so let's talk penis.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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