i barfeds in our rink
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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