If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just googled if crying burns calories
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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