I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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