You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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