I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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