I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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