Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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