Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
