you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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