Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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