Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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