Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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